MOTHERFUCKING SANTA IS A MOTHERFUCKING LIBERTARIAN!!!! YEAH! YEAH!!!

ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

GAYS HAVE GAY SEX AND TALK ABOUT IT! AND THEY LET TEENAGER CHILDREN TALK ABOUT IT! GAY! SEX! TALK!

Let’s parse this a little bit

Education = Recruitment

Disease = The JUDGMENT of GAWD!

Bullying = Positive Social Pressure

Unfortunately, the stigmatization of gay kids doesn’t just affect gay kids. Shocking I know. The BBB, being an 11 on the absolute scale of manhood and heterosexuality has never had the displeasure of having tiny insect minds question his sexual preferences. It’s obvious from the healthy glow of his skin and his “Totally NOT gay” t-back spandex exercise suit.

Nice pro-suicide post there Connor. Since you’re pro-death, and Soylent Green has a great strategy for taking care of the bodies of the dead, I can take it that you’re also a fan of VelveetaPeopleā„¢ Food Cubes?

ZOMG.

This post will assure my place in Religious Conservative Hell.

If you are looking up words on Wikipedia you do not have a porn addiction. You are curious and net-savvy

If you are 10, you do not have a porn addiction. You’re 10. Try a reference book.

If you look at porn 1 day a month, you do not have a porn addiction. You’re a slightly weak man.

Pornography addiction, or more broadly overuse of pornography, is excessive pornography use that interferes with daily life. There is no diagnosis of pornography addiction in the current Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), and as with the broader proposed diagnosis of sexual addiction, there is debate as to whether or not the behaviors indicate an addiction.
Wikipedia – Pornography Addiction

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We Solemli Swerz Tu Enforc Teh Mormun Statuz Qo Thu R Subvrsiv Snark

The BBB too has a price. It’s an In-N-Out burger. Animal style.

A Teenager is selfish and talking back! WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SUFFERING INHABITANTS THEREOF!

WOE!

WOE!

Try Nicoleen Peck. She’s creepy, but effective.

Stands for Freedom

Stands for Freedom

These guys might nudge Federal Way Conservative off the leaderboard.

EDIT: We can haz a cheeto-stained basement dweller contenda! Dude, I think the Idaho State Secretarial School and Good Lawyerin Academy was a bad choice to get that high payin’ lawyerin’ job. However, I can commiserate with the attraction of wide doorways.

A. Mormon Men are feminine. B. Mormon Men hate their penis C. Mormon Men are scared of Women. D. You can't see any of this unless you are me because the Mormons are so sneaky.

Since Eric does not understand the finer points of URL rewriting, permalinks, or just fucking using WordPress, go to his blog and check out Mormon Masculinity Part 1.

cunts.

Of course.

This little ‘humor’ bit from Cheeto’s Stained Underwear Media is a pimple on the ass of the internet, but it does show our favorite misogynists in all their glory.

Adum Greenwud be commentin on mai blawg!

I shall have to clean up my act and … stop… writing… all … those… nasty… things… about… conser… waitaminnit!

It’s just the same bullshit as usual. After all, everybody does know that JG is composed of the facets of Greenwood’s personality that went shattering to the floor upon his expose of the librul bius of the Bloggernacle, picked themselves up and proceeded to barf all over a keyboard for months.

Never mind. Back to your usual time wasting on the Internet. I’d suggest Ugliest Tatoos.

Adam, the Church doesn’t want to be associated with the Uganda ‘Kill the Gays’ bishop.

Just how stupid are you? Oh yes, this stupid.

Some suggestions.

1. Re-introduce Blood Atonement!
2. Start the Retrenchment movement up again
3. Define Zion as Afghanistan, Alaska, Columbia or Somalia.
4. Send Brian Duffin on an “Oil Mission” to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in a handcart.
a. Send Steve Evans along for the ride.
b. With Connor Boyack in charge.
5. Exile Deacons/Teachers/Priests who don’t wear white shirts on Sunday.
6. Burn the Bearded.
7. Temple Recommend Bar-code Tattoos.
8. Word-O-Wisdom Breathalyzer
9. Every Knee Shall Bow Cyborg Garments.
10. Compulsory registration and licensing of the Pre-Pregnant.

Hey, it’s a start….

The Republican Party, and their agents in this territory, the Liberal Party are the party of the Devil.

See, historical references jest ain’t like the scriptures. They have these things called ‘Context’ and ‘Historical Milieu’ that have to be respected. Linkin’ such nasty terms to the Demoncrats juest don’ work since ol Tricky Dick debuted the ‘Southern Strategy in the 70’s to siphon off the racist element to the Republican Party.

(oh, and the raging puppy above is wildly anachronistic. The Peoples Party didn’t show up until the 1870’s in Utah politics.)

Only when screwing the peasants