the Khmer Chartreuse

the Khmer Chartreuse

More proof that the right has come completly unhinged, but just for shits and giggles.

What the HELLĀ  happened to ‘All rights not explicitly held by the Federal or State governments devolve to the people?’

Oh right, that only applies when you’re papering over you’re own political ambitions.

Right, see, you on the right path should have rights that gays just dont have cause they dont do whats right. Your rights are right while their rights are so not right, right? Vote Right, cause Religious Rights are better civil rights!

Right, see, you on the right path should have rights that gays just don't have 'cause they don't do what's right. Your rights are right while their rights are so not right, right? Vote Right, cause Religious Rights are better civil rights!

And the IdaHoes say “Right! Right! Right!”

Binge. And Purge.

Mmmm… I love the smell of smackdown in the morning.

Will be back when Windows stops sucking. Or before.

It’s what’s for reesurch.

FAIL

Hit me with some more of that terror porn, baby!!!!

(Pssst, check out the Stars ‘n Bars circle jerk in the comments)

if u baitz the huk rite

if u baitz the huk rite

You would think a Cornell Law prof would know what push polling is and why it’s such a bad idea.

Oh that’s right, it’s because they aren’t polls and they have no statistical value.

To add to the thrilling sagas of Brother Burner’s Batshit Bloggers Bible and Captain Burner’s Guide to the Mormon Mock-O-Nacle, we add a new feature here on the Bloggernacle Back Burner, Papa Burner’s Projection Prognosticator. This will consist of two links, called Right Wing Delusion and Right Wing Reality.

Right Wing Delusion: ZOMG LEFT INDOCTRINATING CHILDRUNS

Right Wing Reality: Texas School Board

Face of Torture

Face of Torture

Now ain’t he jest so darn cute?

Its bad for American morale

It's bad for American morale

The US could join the rest of the world and install a bidet.

Or, you could just wipe your ass with a squirrel.

WORST HEADLINE… SO FAR

Time to Pimp Rice

Racist, Classist, Misogynist,

I think he hates puppies too.

Leads to Vacuous Leadership

Leads to Vacuous Leadership

Quite simple, really. But then again…

I am writing about Soft Rocks for Brains.