Hello Kittens,
I’ve been gone a long time. I’m continuing the fun over on Tumblr. I’ll be keeping this WordPress blog active because I’ll be pulling some classics and posting some new ones on the tumblr blog
Later, bitches
Executing a significant number of innocent people? Pshaw. It’s vaccinating sluts that the REAL ‘MURRICANS deem as the issue barring one from the presidency.
STILL can’t pass the 30 second Google test. Why do all these idiots keep getting punked by comedians who aren’t even trying? Is it something in the water there in Utah?
It’s a terminal case of congenital stupid, puking and mewling all over the internet.
wayz of faith
Grego doesn’t seem to quite get
95+5=100
5+95=100
100 +100 = ?
Meh. Math gets in the way of tales about white Indians and God helping little old ladies find their keys
Adam Greenwood’s multiple personality disorder is starting to fracture into something resembling the Stormfront Forums.
You think I’m kidding, dont you? Click on the kitty pervert and Meridian will blow your mind.
SEEE! MORMONZ ith the awsomeesth! Let me compare this random guy off the internet to a well educated middle aged corporate type!
Let’s just check that YouTube channel.
Q: Why do you sound like a hick in some videos, and like you have a lisp in others?
A: I do different characters and voices. When I sound normal, well, i’m myself. The kid with the lisp is francis. The country voice is Jessy, the hickYes I’m a redneck nerd that makes fun of rednecks and nerds. Deal with it.
Well slap me with shit and call me corn pone, that city boy jest got himself turned right round by a genuin’, 25 second Google test.
New Internet Rule:. All self-righteous mormon fuckwad posts must be preceded by no less than one (1) attempt to find out if the trend you have just noticed is a hoax, a character or an exaggeration. Credulous linking to the Onion or other parody news sites will result in doubling the penalties assigned.
Hello Adam. If you’re in need of the man in Seattle who spanks naughty men for money, Jesus’s General has his number.
I’m not sure if Judge Longoria is a customer, perhaps you should ask after your birching.
Isn’t it odd that spanking between consenting adults for fun is perverse but spanking children to make them fear you, and who cannot consent, is moral? Somehow the kinksters come out on the better side of this.
Ceeling cat, heerz mai prayrz.
Pleez let Romniz get teh republican nominashunz
Teh lulz wil be epic.
Innaname of Cheeze and Rice
Amenz.
I’m a comic cat blogger. I don’t make any pretensions to sanity.
But Adam “Sparky” Greenwood has started jumping the shark every other post.
Oh, and there’s a circlejerk with Jetboy in the comments.
LYE, LYE, LYE IN MY EYES.
I think I’m a fundamentalist.
It would be so wonderful to live in a world in which things are so sure. Sadly, the folks who write such beautiful music hold ideas which are deeply offensive to my own moral code… which was shaped by being raised in the ‘reasonable’ ideas of Mormonism.
Anyway, navel gazin’ aside, Patty Loveless is a freakin’ genius and this live version of her song is simply gorgeous.
