wen u stai plantd

nobdy pais attentun to u

mai resume

u inflats it

ur ‘historic’ feminist snark

Isn't

Wikipedia – Geraldine Ferraro

Teh Rethuglican! It maid a funny!

Noo. It just piddld on rug agin

Sht Up. Pray. Wate.

Watch teh pretti tinsil!

Simpli moar pruf uv teh inate sup… supp…

betta of teh male mind

Opun Durt Scratchin Frum OOGH. OOGH ROTE DIS

OOGH haz perverts on hiz bleg.

OOGH haz rodunt vampir huntrs or rodunt eeters on hiz bleg.

OOGH mite evun hav rodunt MORMUNS on his bleg.

OOGH iz fin wit rodunt eeters.

OOGH think rodunt vampir hunters, rodunt MORMUNS an perverts ned hlp frum Dokter Thump.

OOGH haz Doktor Thump rite heer.

OOGH wait.

Perverts.

I ar bord of ur discussin

STFU

MAI kiz du wat u tell tem tu

wats ur problum, vangelicals?

Ai read an ai hear ‘Neener, neener neener’

Dood.

ur nurd iz showin

‘Righteous young maidens with visions of eternal marriage dancing in their heads’
Darling, you can STAY single for that little number.

wer radin ur mind

pilligin ur morals an PWNIN ur missionaris

R U SURE THIS ISNT THA NEW SEESUN OF THA REAL WRLD!?!?

Noop. Itz tha noo Flava uv Luv

wen u has z a wun trak mind

u en up humpin de rong denomination

It wuz a dark an stormi

CYBER night!!!!11ONE!

BUT WUT ABOOT

UR OVARIES!!!!

Sorry folks, usually love ya, now I gotta LOLcat ya.

She’s going to do it just like every other politician will, by working hard and getting help.

There’s nothing about one’s equipment being on the inside that makes one unfit for public office, even if she does have 4 kids.

Our onerous research has concluded…

u has perp... perp... dun an EPIC GOOGLE FAIL