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Monthly Archives: September 2008

Witches. Srsly.

Witches. Srsly.

Saint Peter on a Pogo Stick. Bill Donahue is as crazy as Orson Scott Card.

Tanku. Testifi Sista!!!

Tanku. Testifi Sista!!!

So, teh Bloggernacle iz nawt filled wit teh pompus an teh stoopid.

Hallelujah!

Itz kinda liek that

Itz kinda liek that

Ever lost your job because you were pregnant? Ever lived in any milieu outside of your safe, ensconced Mormon existence?

Ever wondered how you are going to feed your baby the next day?

Have you ever watched your child go for months with a cavity because you can’t afford dental insurance? Watched them suffer with a fever for days until you just can’t avoid going to the Emergency Room?

Have you ever been beaten for wanting to keep your baby? Have you watched your children being beaten?

Do you recognize that ‘life’ is something that occurs outside of the womb? That childhood extends past conception?

Yes, abortion is a cop out on both these issues. But the political party that you and your ilk have supported faithfully for years makes a mockery of your ‘pro-life’ stance.

You are ignorant and selfish. You have not thought about these issues in anything but the most cursory way. In the worst way you are exemplifying the blindness of the ivory tower academic. I have low expectations for the Mormon Times. They just dropped further.

Stoopid Catlicks!! Mormuns r so better!!!

Stoopid Catlicks!! Mormuns r so better!!!

Lets just call ourselves The Screwed

Let's just call ourselves 'The Screwed'F

air iz gud fur breethin

air iz gud fur breethin

keepz u saf from teh Mooslim

keepz u saf from teh Mooslim

You must read the whole article to reach this gem of reasoning in the middle.

And here’s another huge reason why terrorism has not returned to our shores during these years since 9/11: The war in Iraq.

If we had invaded only Afghanistan, then Al Qaeda could claim to be martyrs, who bravely attacked the Great Satan and now were paying the penalty, along with the brave Taliban who supported them.

But when we invaded terrorist sponsoring, WMD-using Iraq — an Arab country and a major player in the Middle East — Al Qaeda’s situation changed completely.

Joseph Smith on a Pogo Stick. The man is a raging lunatic.

Iz heer to assur ur bonusus

Iz heer to assur ur bonusus

He called in a favor, Pinky. We shall prevent the Mormons from taking over the world

He called in a favor, Pinky. We shall prevent the Mormons from taking over the world

Ha ha ha, ZORT!

Liek ar crazeez

Liek ar crazeez

Annie, get your gun. Christopher is publishing again.

Like, Oh My God, Bitch. This Satan is mine.

Like, Oh My God, Bitch. This Satan is mine.

So I mix memes. Big deal.

Evangelicals. Leave the Mormon bashing to the experts. You end up looking like a bunch of twats.
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az ur PostMdrn Teology hitz teh litespeed

az ur PostMdrn Teology hitz teh litespeed

You have totally got to be kidding me.

Hmm. So. There were many holy people among the racist fuckwits of the United States and South Africa from 1845 to 1978. So, our god-inspired PR Theology was to keep teh blak peeple out.

Makes about as much sense as my spelling.

An ur guvmnt bailout?

An ur guvmnt bailout?

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