Would McCain stop eating kittens

in a tasty ginger lime sauce?

Open Perfumed Notecard to Jeff Lindsay

Hullo Darling!

I read your latest post today, you are just the cutest little right wing duckling! What a lovely blend of satire and fearmongering, it took me back to the good old days of Joe McCarthy, bless his moldy old soul.

One eensy little problem however, you say that this dangerous fairness on the airwaves would

‘shut up dangerous conservatives who aren’t part of the handful of companies controlling much of the media’.

Who are these dangerous conservatives?

I endorse…

Cthulhu 2008 - Why vote for a Lesser Evil?

Keep looking…

I'm sure 'Metcalf is a Butthead' is in there somewhere!

I don’t get it

(read more Mormon History gossip)

Yah, Baskikli weer jest

a correlatd bloggerz quorum

One step removed from official, half a step away from crazy.

Oh wait, that’s bloggers in general.

Hmmmmmmmm……

Possibly a thoughtful consideration of the upcoming election….

HA HA HA HA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!

NOPE

Let’s look at some headers

Womens Health

-Are you Anti-Cloning?

Promoting Stronger Marriages

-Do you hate teh geh?

Homosexuality and Speshul Rites

-Do you hate teh Transsexual so much you use scare quotes when you refer to them?

Alternate Title:

The Presidential Candidates and Their Hatred of Teh Geh: A Scorecard

!!!OMG WTF LDS BBQ!!!

!!! SHUN THE POP LESBIAN !!!

Just… just do your gay thing in San Fransisco, leave Utah out of it. Like totally. Like, let’s not demonize them but just keep everybody vaguely uncomfortable around teh geh.

WarSong of the

101st Fighting Keyboardists

Orson Scott Card Brigade, BATSHIT CRAZY Division, American Republican Army

All yer politickin

Who is Dave?

Dave = Phyllis Schlafly

Eagle Forum

EXACT QOTE FRUM DAVE: I… wear… a… communist… hat. (words not in chronological order)

YES

If wearing a lead hat, powdering your ass with gunpowder and sitting in a cannon qualifies as being targeted, then

SOCIALISM!!!!

Er... Context?

Context

Teh Noo Obama Campain

Offishul Uniform

Itz Caturday.

com bak laterz an I shall mock u a secund tyme

Letting the post ferment

So I already hit this one once.

But the comments just keep getting better.

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Shorter Biddulf – It’s part of my religion to discriminate against teh Gay! Discrimination! Discrimination!

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Shorter BruceC – Doom! Dooom! Doooooom!!!!

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Shorter Bookslinger – Once you try Gay, you Stay! We’ll have Gay Nerds! Thousands of Gay Nerds!

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Shorter Jeremy – My majority, let me show it to you! SUPA PHILOSPHI BLAST!!!

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Keep goin boys!