Google

It’s what’s for reesurch.

FAIL

Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!

Hit me with some more of that terror porn, baby!!!!

(Pssst, check out the Stars ‘n Bars circle jerk in the comments)

U getz better anserz

if u baitz the huk rite

You would think a Cornell Law prof would know what push polling is and why it’s such a bad idea.

Oh that’s right, it’s because they aren’t polls and they have no statistical value.

Papa Burner’s Projection Prognosticator: Indoctrinating Children

To add to the thrilling sagas of Brother Burner’s Batshit Bloggers Bible and Captain Burner’s Guide to the Mormon Mock-O-Nacle, we add a new feature here on the Bloggernacle Back Burner, Papa Burner’s Projection Prognosticator. This will consist of two links, called Right Wing Delusion and Right Wing Reality.

Right Wing Delusion: ZOMG LEFT INDOCTRINATING CHILDRUNS

Right Wing Reality: Texas School Board

The Funny, Personable

Face of Torture

Now ain’t he jest so darn cute?

Reality

It's bad for American morale

Or possibly…

The US could join the rest of the world and install a bidet.

Or, you could just wipe your ass with a squirrel.

Whooo boy….

WORST HEADLINE… SO FAR

Time to Pimp Rice

Racist, Classist, Misogynist,

I think he hates puppies too.

Mormon Sunday School gone horribly wrong

Leadership Vacuum

Leads to Vacuous Leadership

Quite simple, really. But then again…

I am writing about Soft Rocks for Brains.

One of the least sensitive comments on the issue I’ve ever seen

Not Funny

Oh, weeeee’re

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

ridin’ to obscurity!

And you can hear Lincoln laughing, even now.

I Endorse

The Racist Rights Amendment

Lynchin’…. Check!

Militias…. Check!

Gutting Civil Rights Legislation… Check!

Environmental Irresponsibility…. Check!

Today’s libertarian reality check

Yeah, I know they’re the low-hanging fruit, did you think this blog was about something different?

Let’s talk about Health Care

Like, ZOMG, no, 'cause you're not american and a nazi communist and stuff.

Why can’t I control the debate? Whine! Whine! I’m white and male. Whine!