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Caloo, Calay J. Max is quitting! We chortle with joy!

Oh Shit…. scroll, scroll, scroll.

A 25 point manifesto? Dear Joseph Smith man, even Martin Luther confined himself to 9 theses and he went up against the whole Roman Catholic church! You’ve just got the Boogernacle and the cutest cat blogger in the land against you!

Ah well, there goes my evening. I just can’t say no to the batshittiest of them all! Come here you cutie!

tl;dr JMax gives the BESTEST BLOGGERNACLE FLOUNCE evar.

On the First Day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Second Day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, two tittles of typesetting advice, and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Third Day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles, and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Fourth day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles, and a rant about Grammar Naaazi’s.

On the Fifth day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me, Five Fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Sixth day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, J.Max acts like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Seventh day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Eight day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Ninth day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the tenth day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the eleventh day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, eleven tl;dr, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the twelfth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, twelve focused points, eleven tl;dr, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the thirteenth day of JMaxmus I got drunk and had to start again.

On the twelfty First day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, a hissy, prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty second day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty third day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty fourth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty fifth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty sixth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty seventh day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the Twelfty eighth day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the Twelfty nineth day of JMaxmus, the Internets gave to me, nine trembling self censored posts of wrath like unto THE HELL THE LAWD GAWD HIMSELF RAINED DOWN ON SODOM AND GOOOOMOOORAH! YEAH, THUS SAITH THE LAWD!.

On the twelfty tenth day of JMaxmus, the Internets gave to me, ten stalwart JMaxmus’s, nine JMax descreeched, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

{Oh dear god this is taking forever}

On the twelfty eleventh day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me, eleven digital Nazi’s, ten stalwart JMaxmus’s, nine JMax descreeched, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty twelfth day of JMaxmus the Weissbier started tasting much better than continuing typing.

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