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(Now ain’t that a mind virus of a title)

J. Max and M* kindly request

Please make it easy for believers to know who is an evil apostate and who is not! God looks on the heart, but we have to depend on self-reporting in the outward appearance… pwease, think of the majority group’s insecurities!

I feelz teh spiritz (It camez to me in a vizion and told me it’z name, which was Smirnoff. It toldz me to join no churchez but to fermentz an distilz teh froot of teh tree of life).

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF!

Mormons is all about teh Satan!

This site is pure, solid gold Lizard Illuminati hardcore action.

OK. 30 second Wikipedia test for J. Max.

Pharisees is not shorthand for ‘people I don’t like’. Pharisees were a political and religious force in Jewish life during the Second Temple period.

They were the force of popular religion. They believed in books and interpretation beyond the Torah. They believed in life after death.

What you mean to say, J.Max is that the Boogernacle Eliteses is like the Sadducees. The Sadducees held to a strict othropraxic view of religion. The Sadducees were the elite.

Hermaneutertics is not an apologetic weapon (actually, it’s not a word at all, and I’m a comic cat blogger)

So bugger off, ye bastards bugger off (Fuck You)
So bugger off, ye bastards bugger off (Fuck You)
Ye’re like a herd of fuckin’ swine that refuse to leave the trough
Ye’ll get nae more this evening so ye’d better bugger off.

... and kicking their ass out if they're a bit swishy

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick.

The Western world is saying “Fuck! We’ve been persecuting people because of the misinterpreted sayings of a fictional Jewish Zombie for 2000 years! Maybe we should stop doing that.”

That is not religious persecution Elder Oaks.

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