What the hell?

Hi. What the hell are you doing here?

There are far more useful things you could be doing. There are far more useful things I could be doing. But you are here and your probably expecting something. Insightful. Yes.

This is the law and the gospel, love God and your neighbor as yourself.

Somebody already said that you say? Blasphemy you say?

OK. So, what are these pictures of cats with misspelled captions?

Their called LOLCats, and you can read more about them here.

You say Wikipedia is maintained by evil elves? OK, their funny pictures with funny captions.

These LOLCats are a little different than most.

First, they focus on politics and Mormonism. Why? Because I’m a a semi-lapsed Mormon and a lapsed Conservative. Both are still obsessions.

Second, the captions often, but not always, relate more to the link behind the picture than to the picture itself.

Yes, the hand in the back. You want to know how to lift the picture to click on the link? Your new to these newfangled auto-typewriter-TV’s?

Just put your mouse pointer, (little arrow thing), over the cat picture and click on it. You will be magically directed to the funny link behind it. But you don’t even have to click! If your using a relatively modern browser, you can just pass your mouse over top of the picture and a snapshot of the link will pop up. You can decide if you want to go there. If you don’t know what a modern browser looks like and are still using IE4 on your Pentium, may I suggest Firefox.

I’m a mean spirited, ugly, horible denizen of hell?

Yes, I pick on conservatives and the Mormon ‘bloggernacle’. Their easy targets. I find them funny. If you don’t find me funny, go find a conservative humorist. (he he he. Good luck) They exist in a medium called VHS Video Tape and have names like Red Skelton and Jerry Falwell.

If you have a WordPress blog, I use the tag surfer feature a lot, so you just get picked on more because your beautiful and you use WordPress. There are idiots out there of higher caliber than you, but I have to do more work to find them. In fact, if you want to reduce the fatigue on my RSS finger, submit your own or others work for consideration. This reduces my work for, as teh profetic actuns of teh kitteh teech us, wurk is not teh kitteh way.

If you do find it funny, drop me a line at .

Yes. That’s an image. It prevents the spam birdies from building a nest in my email box. Use your index fingers and type it.

If you want to read the many LOLCats that will follow, please subscribe to my RSS feed. If your new to RSS feeds, I suggest Google Reader.

Don’t comment here. It won’t show up. I just like to keep my old taglines down at the bottom. Because I can’t control this better, all comments are held for moderation. Some, wont show up because you look like an idiot (those of you commenting on the WRONG BLOG). Others, well if you want to call me names, I’ll make an LOLcat to mock you. Why would I give up free material?

May Ceeling Cat bles u wit lotz and lotz uf cheezburgers

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