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Shorter Allahpundit… And once a month we have our negro day! Be grateful, bitches.

Binge. And Purge.

Mmmm… I love the smell of smackdown in the morning.

Will be back when Windows stops sucking. Or before.

It’s what’s for reesurch.

FAIL

Hit me with some more of that terror porn, baby!!!!

(Pssst, check out the Stars ‘n Bars circle jerk in the comments)

To add to the thrilling sagas of Brother Burner’s Batshit Bloggers Bible and Captain Burner’s Guide to the Mormon Mock-O-Nacle, we add a new feature here on the Bloggernacle Back Burner, Papa Burner’s Projection Prognosticator. This will consist of two links, called Right Wing Delusion and Right Wing Reality.

Right Wing Delusion: ZOMG LEFT INDOCTRINATING CHILDRUNS

Right Wing Reality: Texas School Board

The US could join the rest of the world and install a bidet.

Or, you could just wipe your ass with a squirrel.

WORST HEADLINE… SO FAR

Time to Pimp Rice

Racist, Classist, Misogynist,

I think he hates puppies too.

Not Funny

Not Funny

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

hitchen’ our wagon to a southern mule

ridin’ to obscurity!

And you can hear Lincoln laughing, even now.

What exactly are they protesting?

Is Obama a Facist? A socialist? A Communist? Akin to Adolf Hitler? Stalin? Mao? Third World

Is it the birth certificate issue? Is he from Kenya? Is Obama a Muslim? Was he born in Indonesia?

Is this big government you’re protesting?

Or do all those confederate flags actually mean what I think they mean?

because they write shit like this.