Benny Hinn & Twilight

These guys might nudge Federal Way Conservative off the leaderboard.

EDIT: We can haz a cheeto-stained basement dweller contenda! Dude, I think the Idaho State Secretarial School and Good Lawyerin Academy was a bad choice to get that high payin’ lawyerin’ job. However, I can commiserate with the attraction of wide doorways.

Since Eric does not understand the finer points of URL rewriting, permalinks, or just fucking using WordPress, go to his blog and check out Mormon Masculinity Part 1.

cunts.

Of course.

This little ‘humor’ bit from Cheeto’s Stained Underwear Media is a pimple on the ass of the internet, but it does show our favorite misogynists in all their glory.

Adum Greenwud be commentin on mai blawg!

I shall have to clean up my act and … stop… writing… all … those… nasty… things… about… conser… waitaminnit!

It’s just the same bullshit as usual. After all, everybody does know that JG is composed of the facets of Greenwood’s personality that went shattering to the floor upon his expose of the librul bius of the Bloggernacle, picked themselves up and proceeded to barf all over a keyboard for months.

Never mind. Back to your usual time wasting on the Internet. I’d suggest Ugliest Tatoos.

Adam, the Church doesn’t want to be associated with the Uganda ‘Kill the Gays’ bishop.

Just how stupid are you? Oh yes, this stupid.

Some suggestions.

1. Re-introduce Blood Atonement!
2. Start the Retrenchment movement up again
3. Define Zion as Afghanistan, Alaska, Columbia or Somalia.
4. Send Brian Duffin on an “Oil Mission” to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in a handcart.
a. Send Steve Evans along for the ride.
b. With Connor Boyack in charge.
5. Exile Deacons/Teachers/Priests who don’t wear white shirts on Sunday.
6. Burn the Bearded.
7. Temple Recommend Bar-code Tattoos.
8. Word-O-Wisdom Breathalyzer
9. Every Knee Shall Bow Cyborg Garments.
10. Compulsory registration and licensing of the Pre-Pregnant.

Hey, it’s a start….

The Republican Party, and their agents in this territory, the Liberal Party are the party of the Devil.

See, historical references jest ain’t like the scriptures. They have these things called ‘Context’ and ‘Historical Milieu’ that have to be respected. Linkin’ such nasty terms to the Demoncrats juest don’ work since ol Tricky Dick debuted the ‘Southern Strategy in the 70’s to siphon off the racist element to the Republican Party.

(oh, and the raging puppy above is wildly anachronistic. The Peoples Party didn’t show up until the 1870’s in Utah politics.)

ORDINARY AMERICANS DRIVE BLINDLY INTO SOCIALISM! (Slash their tires first)

Amusing how the class warfare finger wagging comes out for heath care but not for foreign wars.