GIVETH TU ME THA POONTANG
Unfortunatly for the ‘Nice Guy’s TM’ of the world, you’re just partriarchal bullshit in pretty wrapping paper. If this author is pursuing ‘Inter-Changeable Wimmen, patent pending’ in his quest to be married and begin his celestial harem he’s going to be pretty damn dissapointed for the rest of his life. As a suggestion, stop pursuing ‘Inter-Changable Wimmen’ and start looking for a person you can be in love with and build a life with.
mispelz ur doom
The self flagellation over this minor error is getting totally out of hand.
Because emotionally distant Church careerists just don't thrill the coeds anymore
Romance at BYU folks.
Crossposted on OneUtah.org
Bcauz thinkin leedz tu teh darc sid
The best missionaries usually are charismatic, amoral, and concussed. No snark. Srsly. No snark.
teh noo BYU futbol coach
Booty or Brainz?
ur nurd iz showin
‘Righteous young maidens with visions of eternal marriage dancing in their heads’
Darling, you can STAY single for that little number.
pilligin ur morals an PWNIN ur missionaris
Hullo BYU Darlings.
Thank you so very much for the speech during education week associating beastility with homosexuality. The cutest little poochie poo veritably jumped into the camera to capture that one darling macro.
However darling, I shall ask you to refrain from such unsavory discussions in the future. You see, I do hate to have to clean up the toobz after those nasty, filthy animal sex Googlers go poking around and to have such an unpleasant (and misspelled) item in my top searches will simply give me the vapors.
Please, darling ducklings, can you go back to your usual fare of condemning your Goldifoxes for their Three Bares and those breast-separating backpack straps while getting arrested for drawing on the sidewalks with chalk and promoting war crazed Rethuglicans?
Thanks ever so much,
Kisses!
It's like Smoking and Divorce. Srsly.
ai neva wold hav guesd, knock me ova wit a featha, my stars
