Tits – The Musical

Overture

Interlude

Coda

Local Crank Writes President

Oh no, not another letter to the president accusing him of being a socialist/marxist murderer!

ur mad curmudgeon skillz

u must teech tem tu me

An mai kitteh callz me teh crabi bastrd kitteh. Ai ceedz mai crown.

Ai giv ur blog Indian nam

'Excessively Credulous'

I has a

Seksi

I R Mormon. An I Hat U.

IT’S LIKE

KUDZU!!!!

DOOOM! DOOOM I TELL YOU! RUN TO THE ARMS OF UR APOLOGETICS SAVIORS!

WESTON!

Oh. Ur doin it alredi.

Oh, An I R Mormun. An I Hate You.

it proteks mai brainz

frum teh bloggnacle vibrtuns

It’s the new California School of Apologetics.

‘Your negativity is interrupting my energy flow’

California Mormon pickup line

‘When I tune into you, I hear celestial choirs’

New Multi-Level Marketing Idea

‘B-Side Noni Juice’
All the vibrations, none of the juice
Now, you can actually buy nothing, instead of cheap fruit juice disguised as a health supplement!

ai dunno wat ur sayin

but ai gots a gun

wat was dat

aboot mai wiskerz? (scrool alllllll tha wai down)

Fur Moar: GOOGLE, It’s wats fur dinner.

ur laytist article, an earlir, an earlir… hrumph

HOLE ACCADEMIC CAREER.. sufferz frum confirmation bias

Wikipedia – Confirmation Bias