It’s not lying!

Really, Really, REALLY beliving you're right is TOTALLY an excuse for lying. Just ask Dan Rather.

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DIE HERETIC SCUM!!!

Absorootly

Rediculous

Satan. Satan. Oh my God, Satan.

Like, Oh My God, Bitch. This Satan is mine.

So I mix memes. Big deal.

Evangelicals. Leave the Mormon bashing to the experts. You end up looking like a bunch of twats.

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