Jonathan Gardner making a mountain out of a molehill?

Perish the thaaught!
Stars and gaaaters!

Let’s put it this way. Jonathan Gardner gets his little silky garmies in a twist whenever something comes across his radar that does not match his insane libertarian notions of how the world works.

A policy for sustainable religion

Purchase Chinese-made phallic tchochkes from PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE A CULTIST

I swear, I wish the lot of the radical evangelical wannabes would become such and let the rest of us live with the polygamous, universalist, socialist Mormon church.

Respect teh Belleh!

Polygamy

of the eternal marriage, under the radar, time and all eternity, happing every day kind.

Fucking Jr. Ganymede.

We’ll ‘former’ ‘em when we catch ‘em.

And their BYU Diplomas too!!!!

BYU Futbol

Bcauz thinkin leedz tu teh darc sid

The best missionaries usually are charismatic, amoral, and concussed. No snark. Srsly. No snark.