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Sometimes I forget why Grego is in the ‘Batshit Crazy’ list in the ‘ol Google Reader. No longer…
Caloo, Calay J. Max is quitting! We chortle with joy!
Oh Shit…. scroll, scroll, scroll.
A 25 point manifesto? Dear Joseph Smith man, even Martin Luther confined himself to 9 theses and he went up against the whole Roman Catholic church! You’ve just got the Boogernacle and the cutest cat blogger in the land against you!
Ah well, there goes my evening. I just can’t say no to the batshittiest of them all! Come here you cutie!
tl;dr JMax gives the BESTEST BLOGGERNACLE FLOUNCE evar.
On the First Day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Second Day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, two tittles of typesetting advice, and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Third Day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles, and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Fourth day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles, and a rant about Grammar Naaazi’s.
On the Fifth day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me, Five Fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Sixth day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, J.Max acts like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Seventh day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Eight day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the Ninth day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the tenth day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the eleventh day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, eleven tl;dr, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the twelfth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, twelve focused points, eleven tl;dr, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.
On the thirteenth day of JMaxmus I got drunk and had to start again.
On the twelfty First day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, a hissy, prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty second day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty third day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty fourth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty fifth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty sixth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty seventh day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the Twelfty eighth day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the Twelfty nineth day of JMaxmus, the Internets gave to me, nine trembling self censored posts of wrath like unto THE HELL THE LAWD GAWD HIMSELF RAINED DOWN ON SODOM AND GOOOOMOOORAH! YEAH, THUS SAITH THE LAWD!.
On the twelfty tenth day of JMaxmus, the Internets gave to me, ten stalwart JMaxmus’s, nine JMax descreeched, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
{Oh dear god this is taking forever}
On the twelfty eleventh day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me, eleven digital Nazi’s, ten stalwart JMaxmus’s, nine JMax descreeched, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.
On the twelfty twelfth day of JMaxmus the Weissbier started tasting much better than continuing typing.
Your ads are so awesome the Scientologists are copying them!
http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2011/02/scientology-has-your-number-in-new-promo.html
(Not sarcastic tonight… Weissbeir is good for removing Mormonism from ones mind)
Legolas, God, who can tell the difference?
(Legolas is yummier, especially compared to that bearded bear in the Temple movie)
[That right there folks is AAA, Grain Fed Blasphemy]
(Now ain’t that a mind virus of a title)
J. Max and M* kindly request
Please make it easy for believers to know who is an evil apostate and who is not! God looks on the heart, but we have to depend on self-reporting in the outward appearance… pwease, think of the majority group’s insecurities!
I feelz teh spiritz (It camez to me in a vizion and told me it’z name, which was Smirnoff. It toldz me to join no churchez but to fermentz an distilz teh froot of teh tree of life).
OK. 30 second Wikipedia test for J. Max.
Pharisees is not shorthand for ‘people I don’t like’. Pharisees were a political and religious force in Jewish life during the Second Temple period.
They were the force of popular religion. They believed in books and interpretation beyond the Torah. They believed in life after death.
What you mean to say, J.Max is that the Boogernacle Eliteses is like the Sadducees. The Sadducees held to a strict othropraxic view of religion. The Sadducees were the elite.
Hermaneutertics is not an apologetic weapon (actually, it’s not a word at all, and I’m a comic cat blogger)
So bugger off, ye bastards bugger off (Fuck You)
So bugger off, ye bastards bugger off (Fuck You)
Ye’re like a herd of fuckin’ swine that refuse to leave the trough
Ye’ll get nae more this evening so ye’d better bugger off.
Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick.
The Western world is saying “Fuck! We’ve been persecuting people because of the misinterpreted sayings of a fictional Jewish Zombie for 2000 years! Maybe we should stop doing that.”
That is not religious persecution Elder Oaks.
Who’s the batshittiest of them all?
Damn Gina, Mormon Anarchy just got kicked down a notch! The new winner?
Evidently we’ve all been a part of a multi-generational terrorist conspiracy including the ‘Elohim War’ and Mormon involvement in every Christian Identity, domestic terrorism and international terrorism incident in the past 200 years.
The only thing that could make this better would be an Illuminati connection and space lizards.
Oh SNAP, sister! You disprove climate science PhD’s with 3rd grade physics!
Oh. Wait.
What is under Greenland’s ice cap? What’s under the South Polar ice cap?
That ice shit is on LAND! And no less than 90% of the world’s ice is over Antarctica!
CLIMATEGATE …. DISPROVED…. EMAILS………….SHRIEEEK! SHRIEEEK! SHRIEEEEEEEEEK!
Basic Wikipedia test folks, basic Wikipedia test.
A Kinder, Kuter Kirk.
Oh SNAP, did Google catch that post FPR? If you’re going to call out a racist prof… do it. That PubHubSubBub pushes things out to Google Cache (and reader) far faster than your un-post button.
