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Monthly Archives: November 2008

Genrul Confrunc nap?

Genrul Confrunc nap?

Size Matters.

Size Matters.

I feel a great disturbance in the force. It’s as if thousands of penis jokes are crying out, just waiting to be born.

requires Research

requires "Research"

Are you done? Have you no sense of decency, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?

Are you done? Have you no sense of decency, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?

this whine is defined by a fine bouquet of self victimization, blame and a stunning lack of realization that Mormons in California have folded like a cheap tent whenever challenged about their political activities

this whine is defined by a fine bouquet of self victimization, blame and a stunning lack of realization that Mormons in California have folded like a cheap tent whenever challenged about their political activities

Crossposted at One Utah

Becuz they run bai teh blak menz

Becuz they run bai teh blak menz

The Battle of Salt Lake City

The Battle of Salt Lake City

Satire? Maybe? Please?

Latino + Gay invasion of SLC told via a story about a siege of the MTC.

We Luv u. Thankz fur ur halp. Ur goin tu hell.

We Luv u. Thankz fur ur halp. Ur goin tu hell.

Iz in ur internets steelin ur reederz an eetin ur bandwith

I'z in ur internets steelin ur reederz an eetin ur bandwith

LETS STARVE THE POOR!

LETS STARVE THE POOR!

has allready killed all Presidential assassins

has allready killed all Presidential assassins

Its kinda like that.

It's kinda like that.

Oh… Gary? Might want to look a little closer to home.

Lipstick, while not changing the fundamental porcine nature of the beast, does tend to enrage it.

For Ugly, Black, Baby Judicial Appointments

For 'Ugly, Black, Baby' Judicial Appointments

Welcome One Utah. One Utah? Really? Are you all deluded? Can’t you just hack off Park City and join the Peoples Republic of Boulder?

Anyway, Chris Lyon hit me up to post a few of my potshots in your neck of the woods, so here you go.

And yes, I am way too paranoid for my own good.

Cross posted at OneUtah

1. a rounded projection or protuberence 2. a round handle 3. (colloquial) a person lacking social and mental capacity

1. a rounded projection or protuberence 2. a round handle 3. (colloquial) a person lacking social and mental capacity

That’s the beginning. Keep reading. Hilarity ensues. NCT gets drunk on the whine.

An their writin bestsellin novelz!! TO THE BOYCOTTMOBILE!!!

An their writin bestsellin novelz!! TO THE BOYCOTTMOBILE!!!

Yep. Boycott whoever you want.

Just don’t quit your day job.

This next statement makes me want to punch myself in the face.

“I really think that’s the underlying metaphor of my vampires,” she says. “It doesn’t matter where you’re stuck in life or what you think you have to do; you can always choose something else. There’s always a different path.”Yes. Vampires can totally find religion and make an awesome choice. Except for the fact that they are the DEAD. You know, dead creatures who prey upon men. But other than that, yeah, they can totally make a different choice. Just like a polar bear can choose to eat plants instead of seals.

Um yeah. Her books, her world, her rules. Burning stupid commentary.