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And we ain’t even accountins!

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To a permanent Democratic majority.

To a permanent Democratic majority.

Also inspired by this little hand-wringer

I have high hopes for the infighting we will continue to see in the Republican Party. In Canada the dominant conservative party split along social and fiscal conservative lines and it took them over 10 years to return to power, as a very weak minority government at the moment.

Raise your glass to a similar fate for the national Republicans.

Cross-posted on OneUtah.org

Were watching you

We're watching you

The kitties are back!

D. Rolling Krazi is a warning for all of us

Don’t confuse correlation with causation. Srsly. It’s the logical error behind the whole post. It’s scary about how connected they all are.

Homer Simpson: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa Simpson: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

In other news, the lack of pirates does contribute to global warming.

Self Evident Truth* makes wild leaps. Like a goat. In spring. Have you been hanging out with the goat testicle injectors and their apologists at LDSFreemen?

*Must be right wing, match his particular dieing synapses and match what he read on Wingnut Daily.

‘You can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done’ = OH MY GOD OBAMA HATES FREE SPEECH!

Rush, oh Rush. You of your drug addictions and your sex trips to Thailand to diddle little girls. You defender of America you!

Back away slowly, Euripedies is screwing that tinfoil hat down even further. All the cool wingnuts are going to tinfoil body suits anyway. Much better for to keeping teh thinkin away.

The title’s from Mick Satan and the Rockin Devils – I got them ‘I done broke my leg an’ can’t rock’n’roll with ma honey baby’ blues

Adam Greenwood… being Adam Greenwood. It’s what you get from reading World Net Daily, daily. Oh, and a burning desire to have a colonic.

Heather O is devolving, with a little help from Costco.

Jeffy B, Mormon moonshiner.

The regular wingnuts are moving closer and closer to LDS Anarchy on the Burner Scale of Absolute Batshititity. One of my favorites, the Federal Way Conservative, a Mesozoic-conservative in a paleo-conservative town has gone ABSOLOUTLY NUCKING FUTS over Obama’s election. My particular favorites are the daily “Obama Day [insert number here]: FAILURE” posts.

It’s a rolling murmer of  “they steelz it, they steelz r precious…, nasti minoritiz an librulz. R PRECIOUS!”

Wimmin Partz iz Totally Sinfulz

Wimmin Partz iz Totally Sinfulz

Descend, oh daughters of Zelophehummisdiidad and the unified guild of FMH and kick the ass. The ass I say! (This one appears to be named Jacob J)

Lesser Bloggers!!!!!

Lesser Bloggers!!!!!

By Common Consent. Where Introspection meets Narcissism, invites her over for dinner, dates her, gets engaged, has a huge wedding and ends up in a compound in Idaho with 13 kids.

Yeah, that one got away from me….LOL

Teh Spirit Uv Dawg Lik a fir iz burnin teh lattur dai furriez Beginz tu com furth Teh smartness & thinkin uv old, tehy iz useles so shout like a maniac tu win ore yur foz

Teh Spirit Uv Dawg Lik a fir iz burnin teh lattur dai furriez Beginz tu com furth Teh smartness & thinkin uv old, tehy iz useles so shout like a maniac tu win o're yur foz

Maybe he can get his own Book of Mormon lands tour.

Captain of the Vigilante Apologist Division, 101st Fighting Keyboardists

Captain of the Vigilante Apologist Division, 101st Fighting Keyboardists

The Dork Knight Returns

Uz gawt wingnut all over ur earz

Uz gawt wingnut all over ur earz

THE SKOUSENITES ARE PODCASTING!

Overture

Interlude

Interlude


Coda

Coda

Why I am shocked that you could say that Mormons could be racist!

Why I am shocked that you could say that Mormons could be racist!

a blanki, ur chair AND ur wallit

a blanki, ur chair AND ur wallit

Turds and Sewage just pulled in a big stinking net of racists in the comments…

= Rank Hipocracy

= Rank Hipocracy

Just say no to logic. It’s bad for the religulous.

What is Trash Calls? Srsly?

Known primarily for seriously pissing off FMH (SHE HULK SMASH) with pictures of skinned rabbits (now replaced) the pen of Joseph Addison goes through a rapid cycling bipolar phase of funny, rude and posts picking on Connor Boyack, all of which I heartily endorse.

Ol’ Joe has produced some of my favorite stuff taking on some of the weirder folks on the Bloggernacle. Whoever is hiding behind the pseudonym is something of a Bloggernacle insider with a good grasp of the strange, bizarre and mostly childish feuds that erupt with stunning regularity. Still, Addison has not found my two favorite sources of information, LDS Anarchy and The Mormon Hater Show, Starring Weston Krogstat. Perhaps he will remedy this in the near future.

Joe, being far more energetic than I (and being one of the mockers requires a degree of laziness only found in such superior animals as our overlord, yeah verily THE CAT), often catches the funnier stuff in the comments on the big blots… er blogs.

Go forth and get the inside jokes.