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D. Rolling Krazi is a warning for all of us

Don’t confuse correlation with causation. Srsly. It’s the logical error behind the whole post. It’s scary about how connected they all are.

Homer Simpson: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa Simpson: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

In other news, the lack of pirates does contribute to global warming.

Self Evident Truth* makes wild leaps. Like a goat. In spring. Have you been hanging out with the goat testicle injectors and their apologists at LDSFreemen?

*Must be right wing, match his particular dieing synapses and match what he read on Wingnut Daily.

‘You can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done’ = OH MY GOD OBAMA HATES FREE SPEECH!

Rush, oh Rush. You of your drug addictions and your sex trips to Thailand to diddle little girls. You defender of America you!

Back away slowly, Euripedies is screwing that tinfoil hat down even further. All the cool wingnuts are going to tinfoil body suits anyway. Much better for to keeping teh thinkin away.

The title’s from Mick Satan and the Rockin Devils – I got them ‘I done broke my leg an’ can’t rock’n’roll with ma honey baby’ blues

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