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And like, God totally showed a picture, like, that I have on this, like, way old Star Wars sheet that I had on my bed as a kid, and I like totally peed the bed and Lando Calrisian’s face like totally turned into the Antichrist, with horns and like everything. It’s so totally Obama.

Damn minority groups gettin’ uppity with THA CHURCH! Rember kids, when private security officials tell you to do somthing, just fold up that Constitution and obey.

Correlateing your wacky religious AND political views just got easier with this new ideology for the Mormon Libertarian set!!! Get your delusions fitted today!

Correlateing your wacky religious AND political views just got easier with this new ideology for the Mormon Libertarian set!!! Get your delusions fitted today!

Short answer to your question. YES.

Does that make the objectivist critique of religion any less wacky? NO

Zenu

Fuck if we’re going to let the uppity Negroes have it.

And for once, M* has somthing sensible to say. It’s pragmatic and sniveling, but sensible.

Hey You Gays, GET OFF MY LAWN!

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Intulectal Lazinez: Because a nap is better than reading pseudointellectual tripe

Intulectal Lazinez: Because a nap is better than reading pseudointellectual tripe

How about the tagline,

Marvin Cooley has been persecuted constantly by the federal government for not paying taxes on the 75,000 dollars a year he’s been making for twenty years by playing off the delusions of crackpot Republicans.

Do you really need any more proof that the Lizard Illuminati are running the government?

also banned on Mormon Church property

also banned on Mormon Church property

sounds about right

sounds about right

Alright, I’ve got my quota up for the day, anybody want a mild barley drink?

standing at the right hand of God…

I can’t make ’em up folks.

I can, however, finally get on the Internet.

I’m Baaaaaack….