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Whore!

Ain’t nothing like a drive by back stabbin’ on the internet.

OH SHIT, THAT’S WHAT I DO!

just got run over by four old whores from Baltimore.

Roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
Smell of my slimy slough.
Then drag your nuts across my guts,
I’m one of the whorey crew.

Red State is a diseased bordello, but I think we just found a leader.

Dude, GREG WEST just punked your blogging ass on the whole ‘Mormon Politicians and Fraud’ topic.

GREG WEST.

MOTHERFUCKING SANTA IS A MOTHERFUCKING LIBERTARIAN!!!! YEAH! YEAH!!!

ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

GAYS HAVE GAY SEX AND TALK ABOUT IT! AND THEY LET TEENAGER CHILDREN TALK ABOUT IT! GAY! SEX! TALK!

Let’s parse this a little bit

Education = Recruitment

Disease = The JUDGMENT of GAWD!

Bullying = Positive Social Pressure

Unfortunately, the stigmatization of gay kids doesn’t just affect gay kids. Shocking I know. The BBB, being an 11 on the absolute scale of manhood and heterosexuality has never had the displeasure of having tiny insect minds question his sexual preferences. It’s obvious from the healthy glow of his skin and his “Totally NOT gay” t-back spandex exercise suit.

Nice pro-suicide post there Connor. Since you’re pro-death, and Soylent Green has a great strategy for taking care of the bodies of the dead, I can take it that you’re also a fan of VelveetaPeopleā„¢ Food Cubes?

ZOMG.

This post will assure my place in Religious Conservative Hell.

If you are looking up words on Wikipedia you do not have a porn addiction. You are curious and net-savvy

If you are 10, you do not have a porn addiction. You’re 10. Try a reference book.

If you look at porn 1 day a month, you do not have a porn addiction. You’re a slightly weak man.

Pornography addiction, or more broadly overuse of pornography, is excessive pornography use that interferes with daily life. There is no diagnosis of pornography addiction in the current Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), and as with the broader proposed diagnosis of sexual addiction, there is debate as to whether or not the behaviors indicate an addiction.
Wikipedia – Pornography Addiction

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We Solemli Swerz Tu Enforc Teh Mormun Statuz Qo Thu R Subvrsiv Snark

The BBB too has a price. It’s an In-N-Out burger. Animal style.

A Teenager is selfish and talking back! WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SUFFERING INHABITANTS THEREOF!

WOE!

WOE!

Try Nicoleen Peck. She’s creepy, but effective.

Stands for Freedom

Stands for Freedom

Benny Hinn & Twilight

These guys might nudge Federal Way Conservative off the leaderboard.

EDIT: We can haz a cheeto-stained basement dweller contenda! Dude, I think the Idaho State Secretarial School and Good Lawyerin Academy was a bad choice to get that high payin’ lawyerin’ job. However, I can commiserate with the attraction of wide doorways.

A. Mormon Men are feminine. B. Mormon Men hate their penis C. Mormon Men are scared of Women. D. You can't see any of this unless you are me because the Mormons are so sneaky.

Since Eric does not understand the finer points of URL rewriting, permalinks, or just fucking using WordPress, go to his blog and check out Mormon Masculinity Part 1.

cunts.

Of course.

This little ‘humor’ bit from Cheeto’s Stained Underwear Media is a pimple on the ass of the internet, but it does show our favorite misogynists in all their glory.

Adum Greenwud be commentin on mai blawg!

I shall have to clean up my act and … stop… writing… all … those… nasty… things… about… conser… waitaminnit!

It’s just the same bullshit as usual. After all, everybody does know that JG is composed of the facets of Greenwood’s personality that went shattering to the floor upon his expose of the librul bius of the Bloggernacle, picked themselves up and proceeded to barf all over a keyboard for months.

Never mind. Back to your usual time wasting on the Internet. I’d suggest Ugliest Tatoos.