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Monthly Archives: October 2010

For Jesus

SHALL THE YOUTH OF ZION FAAAALTER, IN DEFENDING PRISSYNESS
WHEN THE ENEMY ASAILLITH WE SHALL SHRIEK AND HIDE OUR EYES

YEEEEEESSSSSSS

I’m putting in my two cents
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Chris Bigelow’s blog for two years and I still can’t tell if this is a sharp, subtle satire or just… dense.

Like his story idea for a three way post-apocalyptic street war in Salt Lake City between the gay California illegal immigrants, the Hispanic illegal immigrants from Mexico and the Mormon church.

The dude did write for the Sugar Beet….

OK, in this case, we have the polar ice caps sitting in the water that are melting. Question: Which is more dense: liquid water or solid ice? Answer: Water. Question: If the ice is floating in the water, and it melts, does the water level fall or rise? Answer: It must stay exactly the same because of the Archimedes Principle. That is, the mass of the water displaced by the ice is exactly the same as the mass of the ice. When the ice melts, it will occupy the exact same volume as it did when it floated on the water.

Oh SNAP, sister! You disprove climate science PhD’s with 3rd grade physics!

Oh. Wait.

What is under Greenland’s ice cap? What’s under the South Polar ice cap?

That ice shit is on LAND! And no less than 90% of the world’s ice is over Antarctica!

CLIMATEGATE …. DISPROVED…. EMAILS………….SHRIEEEK! SHRIEEEK! SHRIEEEEEEEEEK!

Basic Wikipedia test folks, basic Wikipedia test.

A Kinder, Kuter Kirk.

Oh SNAP, did Google catch that post FPR? If you’re going to call out a racist prof… do it. That PubHubSubBub pushes things out to Google Cache (and reader) far faster than your un-post button.

Look! There are gullible people in OTHER COUNTRIES!

Come, let us go forth and profit off of their gullibility together!

Super Blueberry Juice Pals!