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Mormon Dating Bestiology


Horned Toads (Returned Missionaries)
Phrynosoma hernandesi (Calibas)

Hyena’s (ZOMG TITTIES!)
हुँडार

Emperor Penguins (Do you know who my daddy is?)
Emperor penguins

Chamelon (We have so much in common!!!! Will you marry me tomorrow!)
Chameleon-jpatokal

Bull Moose (I only speak directly to big racks)
Bull moose laying on a lawn

Rhino’s (So thick they can’t take a hint)
Ngorongoro Spitzmaulnashorn

Flamingos (Awesome…. and gay)
Marchica

 

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