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Instead of AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

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OK. 30 second Wikipedia test for J. Max.

Pharisees is not shorthand for ‘people I don’t like’. Pharisees were a political and religious force in Jewish life during the Second Temple period.

They were the force of popular religion. They believed in books and interpretation beyond the Torah. They believed in life after death.

What you mean to say, J.Max is that the Boogernacle Eliteses is like the Sadducees. The Sadducees held to a strict othropraxic view of religion. The Sadducees were the elite.

Hermaneutertics is not an apologetic weapon (actually, it’s not a word at all, and I’m a comic cat blogger)

So bugger off, ye bastards bugger off (Fuck You)
So bugger off, ye bastards bugger off (Fuck You)
Ye’re like a herd of fuckin’ swine that refuse to leave the trough
Ye’ll get nae more this evening so ye’d better bugger off.

Meridian just sold out for 35 bucks a bottle blueberry juice.

Here’s a little selection of the email.

Promised exponential growth? Check.

Hitting the Mormon buttons like debt free, missionary minded (check out the link under ol Rover there)? Check

Total scam like all of the MLM ‘opportunities’ that come out of southern Idaho? Check.

You’re not the right kind of snarky! Boundary Maintainence! Boundary Maintainence! Shame the whores and libruls!

New wine in old wineskins still can’t help the Bloggernacele’s version of the ‘Half Hour News Hour’. That’s because funny is inherantly transgressive. Transgressive

Alternatively, you can just dick around for 700 posts for an audience of 30 people a day….. cough… cough.

ht to the fascinating Bridget Jack Meyers. Honestly hon, I quit reading anything but posts on Snarkernacle about a year ago.

MOTHERFUCKING SANTA IS A MOTHERFUCKING LIBERTARIAN!!!! YEAH! YEAH!!!

ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

The Republican Party, and their agents in this territory, the Liberal Party are the party of the Devil.

See, historical references jest ain’t like the scriptures. They have these things called ‘Context’ and ‘Historical Milieu’ that have to be respected. Linkin’ such nasty terms to the Demoncrats juest don’ work since ol Tricky Dick debuted the ‘Southern Strategy in the 70’s to siphon off the racist element to the Republican Party.

(oh, and the raging puppy above is wildly anachronistic. The Peoples Party didn’t show up until the 1870’s in Utah politics.)

everybody knows...

everybody knows...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, already went out via the Google Bots. And so tantalizing!

Post the post Dr B.

When madly humping a political leg fills your need for discussion

When madly humping a political leg fills your need for discussion

Oh Yes! Ban the federal reserve! Ban it baby, ban it!!!!

LOOK AT TEH CWAZI LIBRULZ!!!!

LOOK AT TEH CWAZI LIBRULZ!!!!

Classic straw man argument. Yes, the outdoor protests are ugly. They’re also totally unrelated to the matter at hand.

The birther/deather crowd are being encouraged and given legitimacy by significant officials in the Republican party and their fellow travelers. There is no truth to what their protesting about.

OBAMA IS A FUCKING AMERICAN

OBAMA IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUR GRANNY.

These are consultations that specifically invite members of the community to raise concerns about the health care billS, that’s a plural, as in more than one, up before the House and Senate. These are not closed door meetings, like the WTO, that specifically exclude the people who will be most affected by the policy decisions. The disruptions, threats and intimidation are anti-democratic, and would be just as anti-democratic if instigated by progressives.

Can you really blame the left for taking total and complete advantage of the screaming lunacy of the right?

DKL is a dick. The current crop of commenters at MM are dicks. Then again, if you’re reading this, you already knew that.

Correlateing your wacky religious AND political views just got easier with this new ideology for the Mormon Libertarian set!!! Get your delusions fitted today!

Correlateing your wacky religious AND political views just got easier with this new ideology for the Mormon Libertarian set!!! Get your delusions fitted today!

Short answer to your question. YES.

Does that make the objectivist critique of religion any less wacky? NO

 

Its totally what Obama has planned for you

It's totally what Obama has planned for you

 

Cordially Invites You To His Graduation From Times & Seasons

Cordially Invites You To His Graduation From Times & Seasons

 

 

The best kind of spaz-out, the total, batshit, burn all the bridges kind.

 

I BELIV IN ZUUL!

I BELIV IN ZUUL!

And in Hello Kitty Darth Vaders.

And in Flying Saucers from the Earth Tummy.

And in kicking the Book of Mormon to the curb like Connor just did. We hates the Anti-Nephi-Lehis, we hates the liberal pacifists, we hates them, we hates them!

Why I am shocked that you could say that Mormons could be racist!

Why I am shocked that you could say that Mormons could be racist!