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Legolas, God, who can tell the difference?

(Legolas is yummier, especially compared to that bearded bear in the Temple movie)

[That right there folks is AAA, Grain Fed Blasphemy]

Reason wire shorts out your inductive method

OOOO! More of the delusional criticizing the delusional for not sharing the same delusion!

Yum!

All you need to know about the 200 Comment 9 Moons Niblets Post. Srsly.

There’s the foretelling

Then the prissily anynomous TBM comes out (dirty fucking DAMUites)

ESO – Let’s use MoArch as the Golden Rod of Entrance Into the Hallowed Caverns Of The Bloggernacle!

Various post-modern blatherations as to the wisdom of this by various commentators while Prissily Anonymous TBM 1 and 2 continue to shout Huzzah! at the notion of MoArch as gateway to the ‘nacle.

Ardis: 350 pages of tightly argued, historically backed, heavily footnoted arguments… that everyone ignores, engaging Ardis on completely unrelated topics.

My Name is Steve Evans. My Opinion Is Quite Important. Even if it is a ‘solid meh’.

then

OH MY GOD PLEASE SCRUB MY BRAIN OUT WITH BLEACH TO REMOVE THE CONCEPT OF A ‘MANWHICH’ FEATURING STEVE EVANS

Scott B: I’m Jonah, blame me! Don’t get swallowed by you’re own navels! (comment Number 47. Thread at 200+ at counting now)

Scott + Steve + MCQ {{HUG}}

chanson + Helmut: Controversy? We shall riposte!

Prissy Anonymous TBM 2: DIE HERETIC SCUM!

Various laughter and grab-ass, punctuated by Steve Evans puncturing Helmut

The Starch Strikes Back – Return of Prissy Anonymous TBM 2: THEY’RE INFILTRATING OUR BLOGS!

Various sausage making details about the benign overlardship of MoArch and the *sniff* heart rending process of de-listing

*Imperial Theme* – The Return of Darth Helmut

And the scintillating rejoinder from John the Jedi.

Accompanied by the strangely Yodaesque hissy fit of Prissy Anonymous TBM

WARRIORS!.…. COME OUT AND PLAY!

Geoff brings out the ol’ weasel.

Hair pull, face smack, yawn….

Nobody’s said fuck yet.

yawn… now their debating Steve Evans behavior… which is sort of like debating the behavior of the Marquis de Sade. Masterful, divisive, makes you think, and TOTALLY FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE with a cherry on top

OK, so the end of it is like this endless game of Hipster Mormons & exmos shouting ‘END’ to the 200 comment thread on 9 Moons. I’m done.

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Jack, honey, your tips are awesome. If a flight ever lands me in Chicago and I’m stuck due the storm of the century, shall have to buy you a mild barley drink. My eyes go all glassy when I see ‘Niblets’, so I missed this gem of a dick measuring contest.

The Racist Rights Amendment

The Racist Rights Amendment

Lynchin’…. Check!

Militias…. Check!

Gutting Civil Rights Legislation… Check!

Environmental¬†Irresponsibility…. Check!

Yeah, I know they’re the low-hanging fruit, did you think this blog was about something different?

The New Enemy

The New Enemy

Of COURSE we should designate Scotland as a terrorist nation! WHO could argue with your logic!

Now done through the television

Now done through the television

Oh, right, that’s Isolde Keene, the Mormon Mesmeric Missionary off to mesmerize the minors…

Well there are crazies in every religion… This one’s just extra special and dipped in flour!

Hat tip, with great disrespect and foul mouthed linkage, to the anti-mormon douchebags of Go Share your Faith.

Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

FUCK THAT SHIT : ESPECIALLY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES IT!

Really, Really, REALLY beliving youre right is TOTALLY an excuse for lying. Just ask Dan Rather.

Really, Really, REALLY beliving you're right is TOTALLY an excuse for lying. Just ask Dan Rather.

dosen’t even begin to describe the trainwreck of Adam Greenwood

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I’ve published my fair share of unintentional funnies but these musings (it looks like a plan for a blog post) are simply awesome.