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Ur sezzing of plez distracz frum tis holi placz

NO WIMMIN! BAAAD WIMMINS!

I’m a comic cat blogger. I don’t make any pretensions to sanity.

But Adam “Sparky” Greenwood has started jumping the shark every other post.

Oh, and there’s a circlejerk with Jetboy in the comments.

LYE, LYE, LYE IN MY EYES.

 

 

ZOMG.

This post will assure my place in Religious Conservative Hell.

If you are looking up words on Wikipedia you do not have a porn addiction. You are curious and net-savvy

If you are 10, you do not have a porn addiction. You’re 10. Try a reference book.

If you look at porn 1 day a month, you do not have a porn addiction. You’re a slightly weak man.

Pornography addiction, or more broadly overuse of pornography, is excessive pornography use that interferes with daily life. There is no diagnosis of pornography addiction in the current Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), and as with the broader proposed diagnosis of sexual addiction, there is debate as to whether or not the behaviors indicate an addiction.
Wikipedia – Pornography Addiction

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A Teenager is selfish and talking back! WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SUFFERING INHABITANTS THEREOF!

WOE!

WOE!

Try Nicoleen Peck. She’s creepy, but effective.

cunts.

Of course.

This little ‘humor’ bit from Cheeto’s Stained Underwear Media is a pimple on the ass of the internet, but it does show our favorite misogynists in all their glory.

Adam, the Church doesn’t want to be associated with the Uganda ‘Kill the Gays’ bishop.

Just how stupid are you? Oh yes, this stupid.

S.P.A.M. (for the uninitiated, the Society for the Prevention of Anti-Mormonism) is the jackelope of the bloggernacle. It’s a really cool idea (Social Network for Apologists) that fails spectacularly in the execution (their members). S.P.A.M. (the periods are very important), is populated fully, totally and completely by the trucknutz faction.

Led by the intrepid, and incoherant Greg West of Examiner.com fame the blithering tribe of S.P.A.M. have produce such famous articles as

ZOMG DIVORACE UR DOUBTING SPOUZ!
[Part 2, with Quotz!]

ZOMG WEER PERSICUTED! (23 identified since 2001)

and We Have No Fucking Clue But The Answer Isn’t ‘Racism’

I just picked the low hanging fruit, go forth and check it out!

Burning Publications Inc is pleased to announce that well respected LDS author Chris Heimerdinger, in partnership with Weston Krogstat, has agreed to write the theme tune, sing the theme tune and write the screenplay for The Bloggernacle Back  Burner Musical.  In the tradition of CATS and THE LION KING, the Bloggernacle Back Burner Musical is a whimsical story of kittens with a hard hitting political message ripped from the headlines.

With a cast of tens, the Bloggernacle Back Burner Musical will feature musical gems like ‘Even the Kittens Hate You, you F*cking Anti-Mormons’, ‘Why Can’t I Find A Righteous Young Maiden (McKay Coppins Lament)’, ‘Go Bug The Muslims!’ and ‘The Obamaclypse is Nigh and You Are Going To Burn In Socialist Hell’, a special musical presentation by Glen Beck. Noted LDS songwriter Lex de Azevedo has been signed as Chief Purity Officer to inspect the production for traces of rock music.

Tickets go on sale April 1, 2010

D. Rolling Krazi is a warning for all of us

Don’t confuse correlation with causation. Srsly. It’s the logical error behind the whole post. It’s scary about how connected they all are.

Homer Simpson: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa Simpson: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

In other news, the lack of pirates does contribute to global warming.

Self Evident Truth* makes wild leaps. Like a goat. In spring. Have you been hanging out with the goat testicle injectors and their apologists at LDSFreemen?

*Must be right wing, match his particular dieing synapses and match what he read on Wingnut Daily.

‘You can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done’ = OH MY GOD OBAMA HATES FREE SPEECH!

Rush, oh Rush. You of your drug addictions and your sex trips to Thailand to diddle little girls. You defender of America you!

Back away slowly, Euripedies is screwing that tinfoil hat down even further. All the cool wingnuts are going to tinfoil body suits anyway. Much better for to keeping teh thinkin away.

The title’s from Mick Satan and the Rockin Devils – I got them ‘I done broke my leg an’ can’t rock’n’roll with ma honey baby’ blues

Adam Greenwood… being Adam Greenwood. It’s what you get from reading World Net Daily, daily. Oh, and a burning desire to have a colonic.

Heather O is devolving, with a little help from Costco.

Jeffy B, Mormon moonshiner.

The regular wingnuts are moving closer and closer to LDS Anarchy on the Burner Scale of Absolute Batshititity. One of my favorites, the Federal Way Conservative, a Mesozoic-conservative in a paleo-conservative town has gone ABSOLOUTLY NUCKING FUTS over Obama’s election. My particular favorites are the daily “Obama Day [insert number here]: FAILURE” posts.

It’s a rolling murmer of  “they steelz it, they steelz r precious…, nasti minoritiz an librulz. R PRECIOUS!”

Witches. Srsly.

Witches. Srsly.

Saint Peter on a Pogo Stick. Bill Donahue is as crazy as Orson Scott Card.

Um…… no. That would defeat the whole purpose of the blog. So, Motley Vison folks, what can we expect next? A journal of Orson Scott Card studies? What about Romance, a Journal of Chick-Lit Studies?

I’d be more interested if you decided to form Ass Kicking, a Journal of Mack Bolan Studies. Or how about a legal journal devoted to John Grisham novels? The sexual poignancy of Eric Von Lustbader? Tabloid! A Journal of True Crime Studies!. The world needs a Journal of Looney Tunes Studies!!! Men, Gnomes and Drow: The Socio-Cultural Milieu of Forgotten Realms?

I have more, but I cede my projected Gold Medal in dead horse beating to the beautiful people of the Bloggernacle. It’s against Ceiling Cat’s commandments to work that hard.

Now, I’ve read some of the Buffy scholarship and it’s amusing and interesting at times. Cultural studies is a very important field, but usually the ivory tower grey-tops don’t get around to creating journals celebrating an author until they have a substantial body of work. Four and a BitTorrent books are only a substantial body of work if you are voting for Sarah Palin.