SEEE! MORMONZ ith the awsomeesth! Let me compare this random guy off the internet to a well educated middle aged corporate type!
Let’s just check that YouTube channel.
Q: Why do you sound like a hick in some videos, and like you have a lisp in others?
A: I do different characters and voices. When I sound normal, well, i’m myself. The kid with the lisp is francis. The country voice is Jessy, the hick 🙂 Yes I’m a redneck nerd that makes fun of rednecks and nerds. Deal with it.
Well slap me with shit and call me corn pone, that city boy jest got himself turned right round by a genuin’, 25 second Google test.
New Internet Rule:. All self-righteous mormon fuckwad posts must be preceded by no less than one (1) attempt to find out if the trend you have just noticed is a hoax, a character or an exaggeration. Credulous linking to the Onion or other parody news sites will result in doubling the penalties assigned.
Hello Adam. If you’re in need of the man in Seattle who spanks naughty men for money, Jesus’s General has his number.
I’m not sure if Judge Longoria is a customer, perhaps you should ask after your birching.
Isn’t it odd that spanking between consenting adults for fun is perverse but spanking children to make them fear you, and who cannot consent, is moral? Somehow the kinksters come out on the better side of this.
Ceeling cat, heerz mai prayrz.
Pleez let Romniz get teh republican nominashunz
Teh lulz wil be epic.
Innaname of Cheeze and Rice
I’m a comic cat blogger. I don’t make any pretensions to sanity.
But Adam “Sparky” Greenwood has started jumping the shark every other post.
Oh, and there’s a circlejerk with Jetboy in the comments.
LYE, LYE, LYE IN MY EYES.
I think I’m a fundamentalist.
It would be so wonderful to live in a world in which things are so sure. Sadly, the folks who write such beautiful music hold ideas which are deeply offensive to my own moral code… which was shaped by being raised in the ‘reasonable’ ideas of Mormonism.
Anyway, navel gazin’ aside, Patty Loveless is a freakin’ genius and this live version of her song is simply gorgeous.
who confuse fiction with reality mixed up. There’s a reason Grego is on the Batshit Crazy list. Perhaps he should move over to the ‘Compound in Sandpoint’ list.
Perish the thaaught!
Stars and gaaaters!
Let’s put it this way. Jonathan Gardner gets his little silky garmies in a twist whenever something comes across his radar that does not match his insane libertarian notions of how the world works.
to the ironic potential of his titles and posts result in a perfect amalgamation of irony and jaw-dropping insensitivity.
This post is indeed one of those.
I give you ‘The Constitutional Right to Enslave Others’
Which is about taxes.