Hello Adam. If you’re in need of the man in Seattle who spanks naughty men for money, Jesus’s General has his number.
I’m not sure if Judge Longoria is a customer, perhaps you should ask after your birching.
Isn’t it odd that spanking between consenting adults for fun is perverse but spanking children to make them fear you, and who cannot consent, is moral? Somehow the kinksters come out on the better side of this.
I’m a comic cat blogger. I don’t make any pretensions to sanity.
But Adam “Sparky” Greenwood has started jumping the shark every other post.
Oh, and there’s a circlejerk with Jetboy in the comments.
LYE, LYE, LYE IN MY EYES.
Overdoses on his circular logic.
I shall have to clean up my act and … stop… writing… all … those… nasty… things… about… conser… waitaminnit!
It’s just the same bullshit as usual. After all, everybody does know that JG is composed of the facets of Greenwood’s personality that went shattering to the floor upon his expose of the librul bius of the Bloggernacle, picked themselves up and proceeded to barf all over a keyboard for months.
Never mind. Back to your usual time wasting on the Internet. I’d suggest Ugliest Tatoos.