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Sometimes I forget why Grego is in the ‘Batshit Crazy’ list in the ‘ol Google Reader. No longer…

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Caloo, Calay J. Max is quitting! We chortle with joy!

Oh Shit…. scroll, scroll, scroll.

A 25 point manifesto? Dear Joseph Smith man, even Martin Luther confined himself to 9 theses and he went up against the whole Roman Catholic church! You’ve just got the Boogernacle and the cutest cat blogger in the land against you!

Ah well, there goes my evening. I just can’t say no to the batshittiest of them all! Come here you cutie!

tl;dr JMax gives the BESTEST BLOGGERNACLE FLOUNCE evar.

On the First Day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Second Day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, two tittles of typesetting advice, and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Third Day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles, and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Fourth day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles, and a rant about Grammar Naaazi’s.

On the Fifth day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me, Five Fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Sixth day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, J.Max acts like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Seventh day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Eight day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the Ninth day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the tenth day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the eleventh day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, eleven tl;dr, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the twelfth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, twelve focused points, eleven tl;dr, ten WTF, was that actually a point?, nine factual arguments, eight LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, seven Harvard elitists and J. Max acting like Bill O’Reily. AAAAAND Five fox news fans, FOUR MORE SHOUTING NOOBS, THREE SHOUTING NOOBS, two typesetting tittles and a rant about Grammar Naaaazi’s.

On the thirteenth day of JMaxmus I got drunk and had to start again.

On the twelfty First day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, a hissy, prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty second day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty third day of JMaxmus the internets gave to me, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty fourth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty fifth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty sixth day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty seventh day of JMaxmus the Internets gave to me, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the Twelfty eighth day of Jmaxmus the Internets gave to me, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the Twelfty nineth day of JMaxmus, the Internets gave to me, nine trembling self censored posts of wrath like unto THE HELL THE LAWD GAWD HIMSELF RAINED DOWN ON SODOM AND GOOOOMOOORAH! YEAH, THUS SAITH THE LAWD!.

On the twelfty tenth day of JMaxmus, the Internets gave to me, ten stalwart JMaxmus’s, nine JMax descreeched, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

{Oh dear god this is taking forever}

On the twelfty eleventh day of JMaxmus, the internets gave to me, eleven digital Nazi’s, ten stalwart JMaxmus’s, nine JMax descreeched, eight Facebook stalkers stalkering, Seven piddles in the living room, six deep philosophical issues, Five special snowflakes, four offended boogernacleists, three liberal assumptions, two unrepresentative conservative radio hosts and a hissy prissy linky defense.

On the twelfty twelfth day of JMaxmus the Weissbier started tasting much better than continuing typing.

Legolas, God, who can tell the difference?

(Legolas is yummier, especially compared to that bearded bear in the Temple movie)

[That right there folks is AAA, Grain Fed Blasphemy]

Who’s the batshittiest of them all?

Damn Gina, Mormon Anarchy just got kicked down a notch! The new winner?

Mormon Zeitgeist.

Evidently we’ve all been a part of a multi-generational terrorist conspiracy including the ‘Elohim War’ and Mormon involvement in every Christian Identity, domestic terrorism and international terrorism incident in the past 200 years.

The only thing that could make this better would be an Illuminati connection and space lizards.

by an 'Ugly Woman' Fetish.

Not, as you might think by double-dealing LDS Apostles who married polygamous couples until 1910 in Mexico and Canada. Or apocalyptic revelation. Or a biological imperative to reproduce.

It’s totally about the ugly women. Who are just ugly. Not isolated in a compound, constantly pregnant, working in the house and married off to their cousins.

And the Hot Ones who run away. They totes have an airtight support system in Utah’s kind and pleasant land. His name is Willy the Pimp, who ships them off to his Tongan Crip cousins in LA.

In the end, it’s all the fault of the left, with their Illuminati tentacles in everything.

Yum!

These guys might nudge Federal Way Conservative off the leaderboard.

EDIT: We can haz a cheeto-stained basement dweller contenda! Dude, I think the Idaho State Secretarial School and Good Lawyerin Academy was a bad choice to get that high payin’ lawyerin’ job. However, I can commiserate with the attraction of wide doorways.

ORDINARY AMERICANS DRIVE BLINDLY INTO SOCIALISM! (Slash their tires first)

Amusing how the class warfare finger wagging comes out for heath care but not for foreign wars.

WHEN WILL THE PREDATORY ARTS POLICY OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION LEAD TO A GENERAL UNFASHIONABLE, UNWASHED UPRISHING! WHEN? WHEN??!

WHEN WILL THE PREDATORY ARTS POLICY OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION LEAD TO A GENERAL UNFASHIONABLE, UNWASHED UPRISHING! WHEN? WHEN??!

Now done through the television

Now done through the television

Oh, right, that’s Isolde Keene, the Mormon Mesmeric Missionary off to mesmerize the minors…

prepares you to bring down a state through ill conceived tax policy

prepares you to bring down a state through ill conceived tax policy

DAMN, THATS SOME GOOD SHIT!

DAMN, THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT!

There are times when they come up with stuff, and I have no idea where. There is some kind of deeply suppressed sexual tension in that picture… and a hefty dose of magic mushrooms, a 12 lb joint and a gallon of LSD.

 

Cordially Invites You To His Graduation From Times & Seasons

Cordially Invites You To His Graduation From Times & Seasons

 

 

The best kind of spaz-out, the total, batshit, burn all the bridges kind.

 

And freakin for fire damage!!!!

And freakin' for fire damage!!!!

 

and education over minor ideological issues. I beg you

and education over minor ideological issues. I beg you

Instead of throwing overboard consumer goods LETS TANK THE WHOLE BLOODY ECONOMY! 

WOOOOOT! AWSUM!

PS- Effin Unsound follows a series of these yahoos if you’re interested in their ravings.