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Monthly Archives: April 2009

 

Damn right, its better than yours.

Damn right, it's better than yours.

 

 

The best harague against soapboxes combined with a harague on a soapbox I’ve ever seen.

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Its totally what Obama has planned for you

It's totally what Obama has planned for you

Christian Identity

Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr! Guns Good! Me Like Ammonium Nitrate & Diesel fuel!

dosen’t even begin to describe the trainwreck of Adam Greenwood

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I’ve published my fair share of unintentional funnies but these musings (it looks like a plan for a blog post) are simply awesome.

The Good Democommie’s Tubes Are Broken!

* Adam Greenwood Has Nothing to Do With The Bloggernacle Back Burner *

*He’s simply our current favorite target*

*Now Back To Your Regular Scheduled Mocking Of The Federal Way Conservative*

 

are retconning again

are retconning again

 

Shitting On Adam Greenwood

Shitting On Adam Greenwood

 

Cordially Invites You To His Graduation From Times & Seasons

Cordially Invites You To His Graduation From Times & Seasons

 

 

The best kind of spaz-out, the total, batshit, burn all the bridges kind.

 

mispelz ur doom

mispelz ur doom

The self flagellation over this minor error is getting totally out of hand.

 

SO TOTALLY NOT GAY

SO TOTALLY NOT GAY

If you like poetry you don’t have to make excuses. Just like poetry and post what you love. The whole ‘I’m not gay’ schitck is getting really tiresome.

Now, it’s the Feudal Way Conservative. He even hightlights the good part!

OOOO LOVELY, LOVELY DIRT!

This is the intellectual deficit of the right. They advocate for policies that would only benefit the top stratum of society. Then they firmly believe, beyond all evidence to the contrary, that they would be at the top if only society would go your way.

Tough shit. We’re all peasants.

 

AMERICUN HEGEMONY IZ IN DANGER* because protocol is the vital component in building nuclear weapons. Plutonium requires please.

AMERICUN HEGEMONY IZ IN DANGER* because protocol is the vital component in building nuclear weapons. Plutonium requires a please.

 

 

I’m amused at the interest in protocol by the wingnuts. I rode herd on American tourists for 3 years. Let’s just say that from the international perspective, the Obama’s gaffes are the amusing dietrus of dealing with Americas. You could be smacking Bush’s hands off Angela Merkel and trying to convince one more man that ‘No, the museum exhibits are not for sale’.

Burning Publications Inc is pleased to announce that well respected LDS author Chris Heimerdinger, in partnership with Weston Krogstat, has agreed to write the theme tune, sing the theme tune and write the screenplay for The Bloggernacle Back  Burner Musical.  In the tradition of CATS and THE LION KING, the Bloggernacle Back Burner Musical is a whimsical story of kittens with a hard hitting political message ripped from the headlines.

With a cast of tens, the Bloggernacle Back Burner Musical will feature musical gems like ‘Even the Kittens Hate You, you F*cking Anti-Mormons’, ‘Why Can’t I Find A Righteous Young Maiden (McKay Coppins Lament)’, ‘Go Bug The Muslims!’ and ‘The Obamaclypse is Nigh and You Are Going To Burn In Socialist Hell’, a special musical presentation by Glen Beck. Noted LDS songwriter Lex de Azevedo has been signed as Chief Purity Officer to inspect the production for traces of rock music.

Tickets go on sale April 1, 2010